March 21

An Englishman in Wales

By AfterDinnerSpeaker

March 21, 2020

After Dinner Story

An Englishman was abroad travelling in Wales when just outside a small village his posh Mercedes car broke down.

He phoned the AA and they enquired as to his whereabouts.

“Haven’t a clue” he said. “Somewhere in rural Wales”

“Are there any signs about ?” asked the frustrated operator.

The Englishman looked up and was delighted when he saw a sign on the side of the road.

“Yes, there is a sign” he said.

“Well, where are you?” asked the operator.

“I’m not sure if I can pronounce it he said but I’ll have a go” he replied

“Just outside a little village called DAN GER GOSLO”

“Bloody idiot” said the operator “That’s a warning sign it says

“Danger Go Slow!”

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About the author

Kevan is an after-dinner speaker, compere and host.

He is available for sporting, charitable and corporate dinners/events, and occasions, and available to work in South Wales, the South of England, London and other regions by arrangement.

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