WARNING: Adult Material
It was a normal day for Adam when suddenly his day was interrupted by the appearance of the Lord.
“Wow” said Adam “I wasn’t expecting you, what do you want with me?”
The Lord said “I’ve got news for you, good news and bad news”.
“Give me the good new first” said Adam.
The lord said “R & D has come up with two new organs for you! One is a brain which will assist in working out the most difficult issues, to create things and have intelligent interaction and conversation with Eve”
“What’s the other organ?” said Adam
“It’s a penis. You’ll love it, it will give you pleasure and you will be able to use it to produce new life, new intelligent life, sort of mini replicas of you both and Eve will be delighted because these mini versions of you two will be called children and eventually they will grow to your size” said the Lord.
“That’s so exciting but how can there be any bad news?”
The Lord paused, furrowed his brow and said “Sadly, you will never be able to use the brain and the penis at the same time!”